xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via unretrieved)

officialunitedstates:

lifeguards are nice but they only save you when you’re in the water.  where were you when I was starving in the arizona desert?  you certainly werent saving lives then now were you

(via shouldnt)

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

(via suspend)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via hi)